So here's where it currently stands...

Chapter 1 of novel: 1,474 words (Hoping to hit 2000/2,500 by tomorrow evening).
Comparative Essay: 970 words (Hoping to have almost 2000 done by the end of the day).
Postmodern plunder essay: 1,106 (Hoping to have that finished on Friday).


This is what I get for not doing my fucking work when I'm supposed to.
I left myself 1 week to do 3 months worth of work.

Twat of the highest order much?